Volunteers wanted: Unknown Suspects team

People have recently started talking about the sum of $120,000 of Debian funds spent harassing a volunteer after the community elected him as Fellowship representative. That is an unpaid voluntary position.

Leaked documents from a Swiss prosecutor's office reveal that they are also looking for the "inconnus".

inconnus is the French term for Unknown Suspects.

In other words, the volunteer was elected in a secret ballot. Nobody knows who voted for him. The search for Unknown Suspects is an attack on the secrecy of the ballot.

The police have a difficult job and a lot of work. We want to make it easier for them. We are now asking people to volunteer to be part of the Debian Unknown Suspects Team. This idea is modeled on all the other notions of teams in Debian.

Members of the team will have free transport to prison.

Don't wait, please submit an application with your best mugshot and digital image of your fingerprints to debian-devel@lists.debian.org.

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